Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. No, they did not betray him Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. Sniffing like that is revolting. left kudos on this work. Medicine to stop him sneezing. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. The kids probably right. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Its his time to shut out the outside world and find deep focus and relaxation. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Is it Skittles?. Cheese. Fuck. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. as well as # 1. Harley Stark y Peter Rogers, dos vidas distintas. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. Peter stops thinking about those memories and focuses on Clints fingers because Clint goes really fast. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. No, thats a lie. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Here Cap. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. He needed to take it off to act like it would be a peaceful hand-over. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Peter and I have work to do.. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. as well as She couldn't help but whistle on the display. Stay back! After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Clint and I dont know what to do. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Get out of my head!". anger is all i have been good at As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Thank you, Peter. Blow your nose, Loki.. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 His world went black as he hit the ground. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. Dr. Its between Peter and Captain America. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. Is there anything that we medically need to talk about, or is this just a one and done kind of thing?, Peter nods. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Grass?, Tony laughs. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. The rules are easy. Okay. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. Banner. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Storytime. I did. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? Clint and I dont know what to do. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. What happened?, Tony sits up. "You don't know. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Ease up Nat. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. Location, my room.. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Please consider turning it on! I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. Dirty sock. 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A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. "No, no! Its summertime, Banner. just how much I missed Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? He looks down at the message. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. He had called him 'sweetheart'. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. Ive been gone long enough for Bruce to start to worry., Peter laughs. No, you can keep it. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. It's between Peter and Captain America. He completely forgot that today was lab day! After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. No, Mr. Stark. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. um, its itsugh, I dont know. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? No one else. Peter clears his throat. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Cinnamon. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Hawkeyes right. 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Your phone reminds you of that?, Bruce must have heard the multiple dings from Nats incoming messages. I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. The birthday boy. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. A classic sick fic featuring Med Bay, clingy cuddles, worried not parents and sleepy mumbles. This calls for a celebration. Bruce is right where Peter left him. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. "Get out! There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. Chocolate. I can stop, its just, I cant stop for long befor- hi- hihTCHOOO! 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